I sleep on the right side of the bed. Wife on the left. Bed is centered in the room, both sides have room to move about.
Middle of the night.
I wake up to my wife standing up on the bed. Looking over me.
She says "I need to get out".
I say, "Why don't you go out your side".
She says, "JUST LET ME OUT."
I sit up as she proceeds to walk behind me and gets off the bed.
Paranormal activity-esque.
K we're ready for a new post, you can't leave us hanging like this...
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