1.27.2012

Just got back from Thailand. Wife was on radio silent at night. I think it could be the lack of air pollution particles in Phuket.

BUT

I did get one quote.

This one was while she was wide awake.

"Wait, so I have to go 45 without going to the bathroom?!?!?!"

1.15.2012

How many apples won the contest?

Coco

1.11.12

This is our dog Coco.

Last night he was asleep on the floor.

Where he usually sleeps. In his puppy-sized lovesac.

Middle of the night, wife says in a pretty scolding voice:

"Coco quit jumping on the bed!!!!!"

Lays back down...

10 minutes later...right when i'm getting back to sleep......

"Coco! Stop building forts around me!"

11.05.2011

I sleep on the right side of the bed. Wife on the left. Bed is centered in the room, both sides have room to move about.

Middle of the night.

I wake up to my wife standing up on the bed. Looking over me.

She says "I need to get out".

I say, "Why don't you go out your side".

She says, "JUST LET ME OUT."

I sit up as she proceeds to walk behind me and gets off the bed.

Paranormal activity-esque.

1.04.2012

20 weeks.

She sits straight up in bed. Middle of the night.

"WHO IS CLIMBING UP THE TREE! WHO IS IT!"

Lays back down, goes to sleep.